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MAD Magazine Christmas Song Parodys

Christmas bills, Christmas bills
Piled on the floor.
Everyday the mailman came and brought a dozen more.

Oh......

Christmas bills, Christmas bills
Making me lament
I've got my back against the wall
From all those gifts I sent

Writing out the checks
All in great amounts
Sending them today
Knowing they will bounce!
Bill collectors come
Notify my boss
Now they've got my salary
My life's a total loss!

Oh......

Christmas Bills, Christmas bills
Piled on the floor.
Everyday the mailman came and brought a dozen more.

Christmas bills, Christmas bills
How the stores will swear
When they soon discover that
My bank account is bare!

(finally it ends with some verse about doing it all again next year...)


Fill the bars with Christmas drinking fa la la la la la la la la
See the people getting stinking
fa la la la la la la la la
Though their brains are half corroded
fa la la, la la la, la, la, la
Still they try to drive home loaded fa la la la la, la la, la, la
See the busy intersection
fa la la la la la la la la
Here come cars from each direction
fa la la la la la la la la
See the pileup when their meeting
fa la la la la la la la la
What a novel Christmas greeting
fa la la la la la, la la, la la


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