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Collections » Humor » MAD Magazine Christmas Song Parodys | |
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Christmas bills, Christmas bills Piled on the floor. Everyday the mailman came and brought a dozen more. Oh...... Christmas bills, Christmas bills Making me lament I've got my back against the wall From all those gifts I sent Writing out the checks All in great amounts Sending them today Knowing they will bounce! Bill collectors come Notify my boss Now they've got my salary My life's a total loss! Oh...... Christmas Bills, Christmas bills Piled on the floor. Everyday the mailman came and brought a dozen more. Christmas bills, Christmas bills How the stores will swear When they soon discover that My bank account is bare! (finally it ends with some verse about doing it all again next year...) Fill the bars with Christmas drinking fa la la la la la la la la See the people getting stinking fa la la la la la la la la Though their brains are half corroded fa la la, la la la, la, la, la Still they try to drive home loaded fa la la la la, la la, la, la See the busy intersection fa la la la la la la la la Here come cars from each direction fa la la la la la la la la See the pileup when their meeting fa la la la la la la la la What a novel Christmas greeting fa la la la la la, la la, la la
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