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Here is a collection of various writings and thoughts by me and others.

I don't claim to support or reject any of the writing not posted by ME, I simply put them here because I LIKE them. Of course, I agree with MY writings :)

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I'm sure that you'll visit often to remind yourself of some of the funnier stuff here. So far, my favorite inclusion is Area Husband Gives a ..., and I think some of you out there will agree :).


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Tommy Polar Bahama
Check out the neat Tommy Bahama hat our friend, Polar, found for himself at the NYC Tommy Bahama store last month.  Polar wears this hat all of the time...he loves the fit, feel, and of course, the...
Nathan Abshire and Dewey Balfa Cajun Mardi Gras
Nathan Abshire and Dewey Balfa Cajun Mardi Gras The Mardi Gras gather once a year1 To ask for charity They gather once a year All around the village Captain, captain, carry your flag Let's go visit our...
Goldie
My Dear Family & Friends - It is with a heavy heart and great sadness at the Kennedy Home that I must share with all of you such distressing and deeply disturbing news.  No one gave of themselves...
The downfall of Groupon: and WHY
I predicted that Groupon would crash the day it was launched.  It seems to be crashing now, finally.  I recall getting a call from a Groupon salesperson who was trying to get me to sign up my...
Sanitary District No. 2
Lethargic Goldfish
Definition: If you notice that your goldfish is not behaving normally, but instead is hanging around the top of the tank or near the bottom and is not swimming around much, he is probably lethargic. This...
How's the bunny connected to Easter?
Egg-delivering rabbit's origins traced back to 13th century
By Lauren Effron, Discovery News updated 11:47 a.m. ET, Fri., April 2, 2010 There's no story in the Bible about a long-eared, cotton-tailed creature known as the Easter Bunny. Neither is there a passage...
SANI-2 Server Move
One of Dan's many wiring jobs
Kookeys v2.0 Teaser
This is our upcoming teaser for the next version of Kookeys that will release in the Summer. There are several areas of this video that feature actual game play. This site has been in development in conjunction...
MAD 2007-2008 Schedule
2007-2008 Season Classes begin on September 4th, 2007 The Fall 2007-2008 brochure is in, and registration has begun! Please call or stop by MAD if you are interested in taking classes. Spaces are limited......
Bananas in Pajamas Lyrics
- - Bananas in Pajamas Bananas in pajamas are coming down the stairs, Bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs, Bananas in pajamas are chasing teddy bears, 'cos on Tuesdays they all try to catch them...
Sunrise Tri Fitting Room (Proofs)
Blue-Ray vs. HD DVD interesting stuff
Dual-format discs may give peace of mind in next-gen optical wars 1/4/2007 11:23:11 AM, by Eric Bangeman Warner Brothers will announce a new hybrid disc capable of playing both HD DVD and Blu-ray movies...
Christmas Setup at Otis
Santa's Letter in Otis, 2006
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - on Broadway
November 9, 2006 - a trip for Meagan's 9th Birthday
"The Grinch" was good. Not great, but good. The best parts were the sets (I felt like I was IN a Dr. Seuss book) and the actors (kids, 12 of them!). It was almost mystical how great they were. Cindy Lou...
Funny Pumpkins
Yet another reason why I sometimes HATE this business
Chat Transcript - 10/16/2006 05:09 PM Scott: Thank you for contacting Iomega's Online Support Services. May I please have the serial number of your Iomega product? Joe: knag090a49 Scott: Thank you, how...
Musings of an FBI Agent
while flashbags are really loud ,and its funny to watch people walk out of the house with pee running down the front of their shorts, the tee shirts are very important to me. so let me tell my friends...
I SPY Saved Games
MAD Soundtrack
Signs of Summer at Nickerson Beach
HTML Special Characters
Name Code Number Code Glyph Description   ‘ ‘   left single quote ’ ’   right single quote ‚ ‚   single low-9 quote “...
Lestat on Broadway
How AWFUL was it?
Some reviews posted on the NY Times, reflective of my sentiments, exactly... Stultifying, Stagnant Stinker, April 4, 2006 Reviewer: podder Words cannot describe how terrible this show really was. Unfortunately,...
A word for Joe
A Star Is Born Fred was looking for a word: Give your service away for free, possibly ad supported but maybe not, acquire a lot of customers very efficiently through word of mouth, referral networks, organic...
Anthony Fuina
Story/photo Courtesy of The Long Island Catholic (June 5, 2002, page 8) Long Islander believes Padre Pio interceded for him Padre Pio was canonization June 16, 2002 Anthony Fuina displays his statue of...
Street Art
More chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Incredible!!!!! Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany,...
Settlement Ends Blackberry Case
The maker of the Blackberry e-mail device has reached a $612.5m (£349m) settlement to end a dispute that could have closed the service in the US. Canadian firm Research In Motion (RIM) said on Friday that...
A passage from "COALESCENT" by Stephen Baxter
This couldn't be more to my point of view... "As an alternative to pots in their room, there was a public latrine a block away. The latrine turned out to be a long, dark building with two walls lined with...
Lyrics to "A Whole New World", Aladdin
(Aladdin:) I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide (Aladdin:)I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways,...
Bike Accident
I just almost got killed (again) on my bike. Merrick Road, Merrick. Woman in a BMW SUV decided to pull into a parking space, the space that I just happened to be passing. She obviously never saw me. Ran...
CREAM Concert Review
As written in the NY Post OLD CREAM RISES TO THE TOP, AND STILL TASTES SWEET By DAN AQUILANTE IT COULD have been a disaster — considering that since the band broke up 37 years ago, Cream had played together...
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: We Saw It!!!
The best show on Broadway
We finally saw it! What a day too! Patrice had the baby (Nicholas) on Friday (the day of the show). What havoc! We had great seats (4th row, center) and I didn't want to miss it. Carol went to the hospital...
Photographing Fireworks
Here are some helpful recommendations, things to keep in mind before you venture out to shoot fireworks. Please remember that these are my own opinions. Every shooting situation is different and contains...
Going to see SPAMalot
Got tickets to see SPAMalot for Valentines Day. Looking AWESOME!!! Coming to Broadway in February 2005: Monty Python's Spamalot, "the musical lovingly ripped off from the musical picture Monty Python and...
Michelle's report on Glen's Laptop installation
Glen is all set I transferred all of his data... sans porn just an FYI- that laptop needs to be be cleaned up before it is used by anyone at bender :)
Thanksgiving Greetings
To my associates, compatriots and friends - My family and I extend our warmest wishes to you and your family on this special holiday. May you survive the family tension, arrive at all your destinations...
Sweet Basil Grill
Bad, Bad, Bad. This evening, we decided to revisit the Sweet Basil Grill in Stockbridge/Lee Mass. We were told there would be a 20 minute wait. This was after abandoning Arizona Pizza because of a 45 minute...
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Playbill Article
Erin Dilly Will Be Truly Scrumptious in Broadway's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang By Andrew Gans 04 Oct 2004 Erin Dilly Another name has been added to the cast for the upcoming Broadway bow of Chitty Chitty Bang...
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang London Reviews
CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG Chitty should run and run and make lots and lots of money. It is a big, joyful, enchanting show. This production, adapted by Jeremy Sams, is fresh, warm-hearted, thrillingly inventive;...
2004 TDF Stage 11 Report: Phil Ligget
Armstrong Drops Rivals in Pyrenees Lance Armstrong vented all of his feelings on the Tour de France today, and although the stage win went to Italian Ivan Basso, the American's second place at the Pyrenean...
I tried to be nice to the last place finisher
Another writing from my friend Wayne: Sunday I did a duathlon here in NY. Pretty hot weather for a change. While competing I notice the last place athlete trying real hard. Dude is early 30's, 100 pounds...
Another Verizon Nightmare
So, Verizon proves, yet AGAIN, it's wonderful reputation. A recent interaction went just like this: "Unfortunately, the truck just pulled up at about 5:55pm. The tech is trying to find a way not to do...
An appropriate quote seen on a bumper sticker
The bitterness of poor quality long outlasts the sweetness of a cheap price
History Tid Bits, thanks to Arleen
HISTORY TID BITSThe next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:...
Star Trek Music
I'm posting this article for my friend Ed. He'll appreciate the song contained herein as few others will.
Powercranks - The first time
POWERCRANKS - THE FIRST TIME Tonight I finally got to try out my new Powercranks. So, what are powercranks? Powercranks are a new invention designed to improve cycling power. They are the strangest cranks...
Poetry by my friend Ed
POETRY BY MY FRIEND ED It was a lovely day at the new Kalmus Farm. What a house, what a view, and a whole lotta charm. But trouble was brewing by the side of the lake. A mishap, an accident, A little mistake....
Easter Humor from my friend Angelo
EASTER HUMOR FROM MY FRIEND ANGELO From the halls of St. Thomas Aquinas and beyond. 1. What do the initials "INRI" stand for above Jesus’ head as He hangs on the cross? "I'm Nailed Right In!" 2. What did...
The Marathon Monks: Stretching the Limits of Human Endurance
THE MARATHON MONKS: STRETCHING THE LIMITS OF HUMAN ENDURANCE There are no running events in the Winter Olympics, currently being staged in Nagano, Japan. One of the most talked about features by CBS however,...
Marathon Thoughts from Wayne
MARATHON THOUGHTS FROM WAYNE Long Beach, NY. -- Attempting to pacify his friend Joe's concerns about Marathoning, Wayne offers the following advice: Miles 1-3 don't really count towards how you feel....
Area husband pretends to give a sh?$
AREA HUSBAND PRETENDS TO GIVE A SH?$ Lafayette, Ga. -- Attempting to pacify his wife Jena's incessant desire for verbal interaction, area husband Chris Woodman pretended to give a shit Tuesday as his...

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